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I Just Spent $1 Million Dollars At The Fancy Grocery Store

I emerged into the sunlight, blinking and penniless.

May 9, 2021

A woman perches laughing on a shopping cart in front of a Whole Foods market.

May 9, 2021

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The Item You Want Is Only Available in Small, Extra Small, and Pygmy

Are we allowed to say Pygmy? This is the last time, we swear.

Aug 26

Many T-shirts of the same size and style in different shades of pink hanging from a rack.

Aug 26

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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck

I didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to come

Aug 10

Image of a brown Tesla Cybertruck on a brown desert background.

Aug 10

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The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.

Oct 26, 2021

The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

Oct 26, 2021

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Bev Potter

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

With apologies to Nick Flynn

Oct 2, 2022

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

Oct 2, 2022

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Please Don’t Blow Up My House

It’s not much, but it’s all I’ve got.

9h ago

Please Don’t Blow Up My House

9h ago

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The Sale Item You’re Looking for Is Hidden Somewhere in This Store

Where would I be if I was a can of tuna?

2d ago

Goofy cartoon image of a can of tuna with a face and arms.

2d ago

Bev Potter

It’s Only an Adventure if You Survive

Another near-death experience in the wilderness.

Sep 3

It’s Only an Adventure if You Survive

Sep 3

Bev Potter

Move Over Pumpkin Spice, It’s Almost Banana Weather

THESE ARE PERFECT BANANAS (Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash)

Aug 31

Move Over Pumpkin Spice, It’s Almost Banana Weather

Aug 31

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Is It a Guy Thing?

Pigheadedness in the work place.

Aug 30

Is It a Guy Thing?

Aug 30

Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com

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