PinnedBev PotterinThe HavenMy Dog’s Letter To Me From Doggy JailDearest Mother, I write to you from the depths of this Hellish place from which all hope has fled.Dec 1, 202036Dec 1, 202036
PinnedBev PotterinMuddyUmThe Item You Want Is Only Available in Small, Extra Small, and PygmyAre we allowed to say Pygmy? This is the last time, we swear.Aug 2649Aug 2649
PinnedBev PotterinMuddyUmI’m the Person Driving a Tesla CybertruckI didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to comeAug 1093Aug 1093
PinnedBev PotterThe California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.Oct 26, 2021141Oct 26, 2021141
PinnedBev PotterAnother Goddamn Day In Shit CityWith apologies to Nick FlynnOct 2, 202259Oct 2, 202259
Bev PotterHow to Eat a Fruit Basket that Arrives at the Office When Nobody Else Is ThereA step-by-step guide to getting the pineapple stars on a stick you deserve.2d ago102d ago10
Bev PotterinMuddyUmHow to Use a Neti Pot Without DyingIt’s just a matter of overcoming your instinctive and completely legitimate fear of drowning4d ago324d ago32
Bev PotterBiking Is the Only Thing That Makes Me HappyOutdoor exercise is a surefire way to improve your mood.6d ago286d ago28
Bev PotterinPop OffHelen Mirren Says It’s a Shame Kurt Cobain Died So Young Because He Would Have Loved GPS“These press junkets are a lot of work and all the reporters have feathers,” she complained.Oct 258Oct 258
Bev PotterI Can’t Believe the Person I Hired from Nextdoor Won’t Refund My Deposit Because I’m a JerkIt’s like you can’t trust strangers on the internet.Oct 2316Oct 2316