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My Dog’s Letter To Me From Doggy Jail

Dearest Mother, I write to you from the depths of this Hellish place from which all hope has fled.

Dec 1, 2020

My Dog’s Letter To Me From Doggy Jail

Dec 1, 2020

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The Item You Want Is Only Available in Small, Extra Small, and Pygmy

Are we allowed to say Pygmy? This is the last time, we swear.

Aug 26

Many T-shirts of the same size and style in different shades of pink hanging from a rack.

Aug 26

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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck

I didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to come

Aug 10

Image of a brown Tesla Cybertruck on a brown desert background.

Aug 10

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The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.

Oct 26, 2021

The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

Oct 26, 2021

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Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

With apologies to Nick Flynn

Oct 2, 2022

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

Oct 2, 2022

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The Tyranny of the Side Hustle

It feels like you have to choose between your money or your life.

2d ago

The Tyranny of the Side Hustle

2d ago

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The Great Pear Wars of 2024

The list of things I don’t care about gets longer and longer.

2d ago

The Great Pear Wars of 2024

2d ago

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It’s Not a Birthday Party Without Bees!

Bring your EpiPen and join the celebration!

4d ago

Image of a woman’s hand holding a cupcake with colorful sprinkles on it.

4d ago

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Making Contact (Lenses)

Kudos to the first person to think, “I should put a piece of glass in my eye.”

6d ago

Picture of many glass eyeballs.

6d ago

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A Visit With the Can of Sardines I Bought Because They’re Healthy

I’m going to put you over here with that box of chickpea pasta I bought in 2017.

Sep 25

A Visit With the Can of Sardines I Bought Because They’re Healthy

Sep 25

Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com

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