PinnedA Short List of Things I’m Panic-Buying Because of TariffsExperts are saying not to do this, so of course I’m doing itApr 6A response icon88Apr 6A response icon88
PinnedI Just Heard My Former Co-Worker’s Name on CNN Because ‘The White House is Watching Her Case’…Too bad that case is based on a massive lieFeb 27A response icon42Feb 27A response icon42
PinnedPublished inMuddyUmI’m the Person Driving a Tesla CybertruckI didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to comeAug 10, 2024A response icon112Aug 10, 2024A response icon112
PinnedThe California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.Oct 26, 2021A response icon139Oct 26, 2021A response icon139
PinnedAnother Goddamn Day In Shit CityWith apologies to Nick FlynnOct 2, 2022A response icon59Oct 2, 2022A response icon59
The Hoover DamWe watched Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! every night just because that’s what came on at 7:00 p.m. and there was nothing else on since mom…2d agoA response icon192d agoA response icon19
I Have Decided to Live on a Cruise Ship Until I DieMy kids say I’m nuts, but I’ll be laughing all the way to the lifeboats5d agoA response icon395d agoA response icon39
I Went to a Restaurant All by Myself for the First Time EverI know it sounds stupid, but it’s a huge deal to me6d agoA response icon366d agoA response icon36
Younger Generations Are Sick of Gen XWell, let me tell you why I’m sick of younger generationsJul 5A response icon62Jul 5A response icon62
