Your Application to Adopt Has Raised Some Concerns

Please, sir, is this gluten-free? (Photo: Columbia Pictures)

But now that I’m older, I see that not having children was a serious tactical error on my part.

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. If life is a journey, I’m lost. Slackjaw, Points In Case, The Funny Times, The Haven. Twitter: @blade_funner

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