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Your Amazon Package Is Nearing Its Destination!

Your Amazon package is rethinking a lot of its life choices.

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  1. Your package is nearing its destination! Track it here.
  2. Your package is listening to Reggaeton and feeling pretty mellow.
  3. Your package is rethinking a lot of its life choices. Maybe it should have gone to college?
  4. Maybe it’s not too late for your package. There’s still time for your package to earn a degree and get an internship.
  5. Maybe your package should learn to code. That seems popular.
  6. Or something in the healthcare field. But, ew.
  7. Your package is 10 stops away. So, another five hours or so.
  8. Your package has swiped right on Tinder and might not make it home tonight.
  9. You should feed the package’s cat.
  10. Your package is doing drugs, but nothing too crazy. You don’t need to worry about your package. Your package has it all under control.
  11. Your package is in rehab.
  12. Your package swears that this time will be different. Your package has changed.
  13. You should give your package another chance.
  14. Your package has been delivered!
  15. Your package has been stolen.
  16. Tell us how we did!

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. If life is a journey, I’m lost. Slackjaw, Points In Case, The Funny Times, The Haven. Twitter: @blade_funner

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