Your Amazon Package Is Nearing Its Destination!
- Your package is nearing its destination! Track it here.
- Your package is listening to Reggaeton and feeling pretty mellow.
- Your package is rethinking a lot of its life choices. Maybe it should have gone to college?
- Maybe it’s not too late for your package. There’s still time for your package to earn a degree and get an internship.
- Maybe your package should learn to code. That seems popular.
- Or something in the healthcare field. But, ew.
- Your package is 10 stops away. So, another five hours or so.
- Your package has swiped right on Tinder and might not make it home tonight.
- You should feed the package’s cat.
- Your package is doing drugs, but nothing too crazy. You don’t need to worry about your package. Your package has it all under control.
- Your package is in rehab.
- Your package swears that this time will be different. Your package has changed.
- You should give your package another chance.
- Your package has been delivered!
- Your package has been stolen.
- Tell us how we did!