You Will Never Lose Weight On A Diet

Here’s what to do instead.

I’ll have what she’s having. (Photo by Karsten Winegeart on Unsplash)

My boss believes in the “magic bullet” theory of weight loss. If I had all the money he’s spent on raspberry ketones and Atkins Shakes, I could pay off my house. Every so often I open the cupboard above his desk to see what new miracle potion or pill he’s bought to erase the spare tire around his middle.