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Why Don’t Men Carry Purses?
Another in a long line of burning questions.
The problem with being curious is that you don’t always wonder the big thoughts that are useful to humanity like, “Why did that apple fall on my head?” or “What’s on the moon?”
Sometimes you wonder things like, “Why don’t men carry purses?”
This question was spurred by an Elle magazine spread that featured a series of completely impractical and outrageously priced “purses” (if you can even call them that), which made me wonder, “Why aren’t men expected to carry stupid things like that around?”
Which reminds me of this YouTube video of Khloe’s or Kim’s or Kourtney’s or whichever K she is, purse closet.
Yes, purse closet.
Imagine if men had something like a purse closet.
“Hey, Bill, wanna come over later, drink a few beers and look at my wallets?”
Now, before I research the actual answer to this question on the God Machine, let me just tell you my ideas which are usually more interesting and you don’t have to Google anything.
Women have always been the ones who have to do all the crappy, uncool jobs that men don’t want, like having babies.
