Jan 27
3 min read
Why Don’t Americans Use Bidets?
Because we’re backwards, uncivilized animals.
Yes, I’m still obsessed with bidets.
And in case you think Americans only recently became backwards, uncivilized animals — say, since 2016 — you are wrong.
Bidets are a common fixture throughout the world and they were invented many hundreds of years ago (this isn’t a history…
