Why Do People Still Rob Banks?

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All I wanted to do was go to Aldi’s. It seemed so simple. Drive to Aldi’s, find the donuts my mom likes, and leave. Okay, find another 20 things or so, and then leave.

But noooooooo.

As I crested the hill just below the bank, where I normally cut through to get to Aldi’s, I saw a Sheriff’s cruiser blocking the entrance. I looked over at the bank’s parking lot and the place was…