Humor

Why Can’t Men Stop Staring At Our Boobs?

Photo by Dalton Smith on Unsplash

What is with the guys who can’t look you in the face because their eyes are glued to your breasts?

Or worse — what is with guys who do the darting thing, where their eyes bounce up and down like ping pong balls while they’re talking to you because they’re trying to sneak a look at your boobs (which are nothing but clothing-clad mounds of fat, by the way…