When I Die, I Expect You To Wait In Line 30 Hours To Pay Your Respects

And if you don’t, I’ll know and I’ll haunt you.

When a member of the Queen’s guard passed out cold while standing vigil at her coffin in Westminster Hall, all I could think about was the time Tracy Packard fainted in marching band during a half-time show.



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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is