HOLIDAY HUMOR

What If All The Turkeys Had Flown South For That First Thanksgiving?

Bev Potter
3 min readNov 24, 2022
Photo by Alejandro Contreras on Unsplash

Look, I love a turkey sandwich as much as the next guy.

And of all the large, pulchritudinous fowl that dot this great land, turkeys are absolutely at the top of my list of birds that deserve to die.

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com