Humor

What Does God Smell Like?

Christmas means the perfume wars are in full swing and I’m even more confused this year than I usually am.

Photo: Burberry/Fair Use

I have an Ulta catalog in my hands, which is a dangerous, dangerous thing.

For those of you not in the know, Ulta is like Sephora, but less so. The prices don’t reflect Ulta’s junior…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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