What could possibly go wrong.

Mary was too big to move and I was too big to dig a hole (I weighed nearly 400 pounds back then.) I decided to cremate her. I poured a gallon of gasoline all over her body, moved back a dozen feet, and flung a match in her direction.
My Sheep Exploded and I Lost my Eyebrows
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Simply Sophia
Bev Potter
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Aug 26, 2023
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What could possibly go wrong.
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Written by Bev Potter5.9K Followers
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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com
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