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Welcome To My Antique Store, Thingamajigs & Whatnots

So much whimsy you might puke.

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Welcome to my antique store, Thingamajigs & Whatnots!

I can tell by the gagging noises that you’ve caught a whiff of my favorite candle which is burning in every room in a small, sooty votive holder. It’s called “Scarf, by Stevie Nicks.” It’s a mixture of BO…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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