Dec 4, 2022
3 min read
HUMOR
Welcome to Mattress Universe
Not to be confused with any of the 12 other mattress stores just on this block!
Good morning, sir, and how are we doing today? I understand you’d like to return your mattress?
Oh, you’re bleeding. Did Skippy, our corporate mascot, hit you with his spinning cardboard arrow? I’ve got a box of Band-Aids…
