HUMOR

Welcome to Mattress Universe

Not to be confused with any of the 12 other mattress stores just on this block!

Bev Potter
3 min readDec 4, 2022

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Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Good morning, sir, and how are we doing today? I understand you’d like to return your mattress?

Oh, you’re bleeding. Did Skippy, our corporate mascot, hit you with his spinning cardboard arrow? I’ve got a box of Band-Aids…

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com