We Are in Receipt of Your Application for the Position of Boyfriend

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Dear C — :

Thank you for your interest in applying for the position of Boyfriend here at Bev©, Inc.

Here at Bev©, Inc., we strive every day to produce the highest quality relationship possible as long as it doesn’t take up too much of our time.

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.