We Are in Receipt of Your Application for the Position of Boyfriend

Bev Potter
2 min readDec 16, 2019
Photo by Rachel Ries on Unsplash

Dear C — :

Thank you for your interest in applying for the position of Boyfriend here at Bev©, Inc.

Here at Bev©, Inc., we strive every day to produce the highest quality relationship possible as long as it doesn’t take up too much of our time.

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.