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Under Growing Public Pressure, The CDC Revisits Other Guidelines People Think Are Stupid

Another win for ‘Murica

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[BREAKING]

In a surprise news conference last night, a spokesperson for the CDC, Wally “The Waffler” Wombleton, announced new guidelines for various safety procedures that have protected the safety of the American…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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