Feb 3

3 min read

Humor

To The $25 Lip Gloss I Immediately Lost

I’m so sorry.

Yes, I know I’m an idiot.

Yes, I know my past is strewn with the corpses of ChapSticks and, when I was feeling fancy, tubes of Blistex that were either lost or sent through the washing machine, never to recover from their white-water rafting trip through laundry land.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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