This isn’t cop-speak because everything’s spelled correctly.

…pening with “At noon on Dec 21 2023 I attended the LA Fitness location at 43 Junction Road, Toronto” because that’s how cops talk and I want them to like me.
Some Larcenous Prick Stole My Credit Cards at the Gym and It’s Part of a Bigger Problem
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Patrick Metzger
Bev Potter
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Dec 27, 2023
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This isn’t cop-speak because everything’s spelled correctly.
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Written by Bev Potter5.9K Followers
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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com
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