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Things That Are Close Enough Besides Horseshoes And Hand Grenades

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1. Parallel parking.
2. Any spelling of necessary, anomaly, or coccyx.
3. Eyeliner.
4. Trying to feed solid food to an infant.
5. Physician’s assistant.
6. Sweatpants.
7. Generic cereal.
8. Barb.
9. 75 in a 65.
10. The floor around the toilet bowl (men).
11. The floor around the toilet bowl (drunk women).
12. Frozen pizza.
13. Finally watching The Wire, which came out in 2002 but looks like it was shot in 1972.
14. Instagram Reels.
15. Only playing golf, but telling people you’re “athletic”.

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