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Things Rich White People Name Their Kids Or Words I Just Made Up?

90% of these are the names of politicians’ kids, if that tells you anything.

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1. Finnegan (female)
2. Navy (female?)
3. Cuffe (??)
4. Barron
5. Paighsleigh
6. Whackamole
7. Name all of your kids “Beau”. All of them. And the grandkids, too. Maybe name the dog Beau too, just in case.
8. Maisey
9. Golden
10. Pomeranian (unisex)
11. Tribeca
12. Seabiscuit
13. Subpoena
14. Sassafras (I kind of like that one)
15. Maga (I hope I’m making this up.)

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