Humor
Things I’ve Said During Sex and At The Gas Station

I really need my tires rotated.
The price has gone up.
Looks like somebody spilled something.
What does that do?
It’s really dirty.
That’s not going to fit.
This pump is slow.
I have a loyalty card.
Donuts!
This hose isn’t going to reach.
It’s on the other side.
This is taking forever.
Is that the right size?
There aren’t any towels.
Don’t forget your receipt.