Humor

Things I’ve Never Done And Don’t Intend To Do

If they’re so great, YOU do them.

Aw, hell no. (Photo by Vinícius Henrique Photography on Unsplash)

1. Parachuting

This includes parasailing, paragliding, paratrooping, and pretty much anything else that starts with para-. It’s all bad. My mom’s neighbor jumped out of a plane for the first time on her 70th birthday. I’m convinced it was just so she could get…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.