Aug 30, 2021

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Things I’m Going To Do In The Future

Unless I die first.

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Learn how to meditate.
Paint the wall that I repaired a year ago.
Fix the toilet so you don’t have to jiggle the handle.
Wash the windows so I can actually see outside.
Clean under the refrigerator.

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