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Things I’m Going To Do In The Future
Unless I die first.
1 min readAug 30, 2021
- Learn how to meditate.
- Paint the wall that I repaired a year ago.
- Fix the toilet so you don’t have to jiggle the handle.
- Wash the windows so I can actually see outside.
- Clean under the refrigerator.
- Clean inside the refrigerator.
- Clean on top of the refrigerator.
- Get a new refrigerator.
- Learn about wine.
- Wash all the clothes that are in the “delicates” basket.
- Get a physical.
- Detail my SUV — or even just throw out all the garbage in it.
- Find my birth certificate.
- Replace the battery in the smoke detector.
- Change the water filter in the Keurig.
- Repot my houseplants.
- Vacuum the stairs.
- Vacuum behind the couch.
- Vacuum under the couch.
- Buy a new couch.
- Learn Russian.
- Learn how to arm knit.
- Volunteer.
- Open a Roth IRA.
