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Things I’m Going To Do In The Future

Unless I die first.

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  1. Learn how to meditate.
  2. Paint the wall that I repaired a year ago.
  3. Fix the toilet so you don’t have to jiggle the handle.
  4. Wash the windows so I can actually see outside.
  5. Clean under the refrigerator.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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