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Things I’m Doing to Celebrate The Vernal Equinox or Things I Did During COVID Lockdown

Bev Potter
2 min readMar 16

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Photo by Hulki Okan Tabak on Unsplash

1. Sacrifice a goat.

2. Watch cute goat videos on TikTok.

3. Take a trip to Chichén Itzá to watch the afternoon shadow of the serpent god Kukulcan slowly snake its way down the steps of the Kukulcan pyramid.

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.