Things I Would Rather Do Than Write

A by no means comprehensive list.

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1. Touch a worm.
2. Eat a worm.
3. Either watch or undergo brain surgery. Dealer’s choice.
4. Train to be a Navy SEAL.
5. Clean under my couch for the first time since… Well, ever.
6. Pull hair out of my shower drain using a bent wire clothes hanger.