There’s No Crying In Wordle
[TOM HANKS BARRELS OUT FROM BEHIND MY COUCH]
Hey, Bev, can I ask you a question? Have you got a moment? Clearly you have a moment since you’re playing Wordle even though this place is a dump and you’re still wearing pajamas at 2:00 in the afternoon.
Why do you always start with “piano” or “canoe”? Don’t you have a friend who starts with “adieu”? See, that…