The Yard Sale Of Broken Dreams
Hopes are BOGO.
Hi there! The weather’s beautiful today, isn’t it? Perfect for a yard sale of all my broken dreams.
Ah, I see you’re looking at my collection of engagement rings. I do need to disclose that some of them may be slightly cursed. A quick dunk in holy water and they should be fine. What size are you looking for? My weight is up and down, so there’s something for…