Humor

The Top Ten Ways That I Will Die

It’s a miracle I’ve lived this long.

Yep, this could happen. (Photo by Noah Buscher on Unsplash)
  1. Running down the stairs in flip-flops.
  2. Really, doing anything in flip-flops.
  3. Setting my hair on fire because I like to burn candles on the bathroom counter while I get ready for work.
  4. Severing an artery when I try to open one of those

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.