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The Number One New Year’s Resolution to Make Your Life and the Life of Everyone Around You Better
When you control your mind, you control everything
If there’s one resolution to rule them all, it’s “stop caring”.
Just stop caring and your life will instantly improve 1000%. I’m using this strategy at work and it has vastly improved my outlook.
I don’t even care that my boss transferred $300,000 yesterday for his personal use and I don’t have enough money to get a haircut.
Or that I have to shovel snow off the sidewalks because nobody else in the office will do it but they’ll complain nonstop and then spread too much salt, which I’ve told them numerous times to STOP USING SO MUCH SALT, IT’S A CHEMICAL REACTION, YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT A MINUTE.
They don’t even spread it, they just dump it in piles, OMG HOW HARD IS IT? And then everybody tracks it in and gets the hardwood floors all dirty and then I have to Swiffer the floors because the salt will corrode the hardwood or something, I’m not real clear on that, but it doesn’t look good and I’m afraid it will irritate Hershey’s paws. Plus sometimes we don’t wear our…