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The Most Ridiculous Job Listing For Freelance Writer I’ve Seen On LinkedIn (So Far)
Must love yaks.
We here at [name redacted] are looking for contributors to our blog! Our blog covers a range of topics, but right now we’re most interested in slow fashion, capsule/minimalist wardrobes, sustainability, and “outfit repeating”.
In other words, what poor people wear.
Writing for a blog at a company no one’s ever heard of is a great way to get your name out there as a writer for a blog that no one reads! And if we start working together, we’ll also send you our khullu all-season and seaweed-based summer sweater!
Don’t know what khullu is or have an allergy to seaweed? Well, you might not be the writer for us. There’s really no point in reading further, but just so you know, khullu is a the soft under down that a yak grows in the fall and sheds in late spring.
The most important characteristic of our bloggers is that they love yaks. A lot.
In fact, if you write for us, you may be asked to foster a rescue yak, an angry, 2000-pound mass of meat and hair that you will be required to keep in your apartment while we search for a suitable home, preferably far away from people because of the smell.
