Humor

The Last Thoughts Of The Last Lobster In The Tank At Red Lobster

Fight me, you cowards.

Image by Walter Zegenhagen from Pixabay

Oh, sure. That’s what you need — more Cheddar Bay biscuits. Look at the gut on that thing. You should swim across a bay maybe. I was just saying to Fred the other day, wasn’t I, Fred?

Fred? Oh.