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The Lab Monkeys That Escaped After A Highway Crash In Pennsylvania Were Definitely Just Normal Monkeys

We caught most of them and hardly anybody has been turned into a zombie.

Photo by Simon Wijers on Unsplash

We here at the National Institutes of Health have called this press conference to dispel the rumors floating around that the lab monkeys…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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