The Gift That Keeps On Being A Pain In The Ass

Please, for the love of God, stop asking about whatever it is you gave me.

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Here’s the thing. Once you give somebody something, it’s gone. Let it go. That sweater you gave me last year? I could be wiping my ass with it. I could’ve given it to the Salvation Army. My dog might be wearing it. It’s no longer your concern. Please, I beg of…