SUMMER FRUIT HUMOR

The Best Way To Cut A Watermelon

Uhhhh… OK. (Photo by Alex Azabache on Unsplash)
  1. With a chainsaw
  2. With a samurai sword
  3. With a cement saw, like they use on sidewalks
  4. One word: dynamite
  5. A very sharp stick
  6. Driving over it with your car
  7. Trebuchet
  8. A laser

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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