SUMMER FRUIT HUMOR

The Best Way To Cut A Watermelon

Uhhhh… OK. (Photo by Alex Azabache on Unsplash)

1. With a chainsaw
2. With a samurai sword
3. With a cement saw, like they use on sidewalks
4. One word: dynamite
5. A very sharp stick
6. Driving over it with your car
7. Trebuchet
8. A laser
9. A mallet
10. A hippo
11. A small thermonuclear device
12. Ax
13. Nunchaku
14. Trained ants
15. Dropped down an elevator shaft
16. The Large Hadron Collider (Maybe? I have no idea)
17. Just kick it
18. Knitting needles
19. The power of your mind
20. A very large knife and a friend with your blood type

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