That’s why I use a blurry selfie, so as not to frighten the natives.

I invented a Rube Goldberg contraption to clap for me on multiple accounts. Involves a lot of string and one of those drinking bird toys.

No, I agree, there are many small accounts that are wonderful, but it’s impossible to find them or sift through the mass of pidgin-speaking detritus that’s clogging this place up (I’m starting to sound like you). I’m just happy you pointed me at Emilia.