So You’ve Decided to Smoke the Devil’s Lettuce

Am I doing this right? (photo: marijuanastocks.com)

So, you’ve decided to try this *huge air quotes* mary-jo-wanna that all the kids are talking about. (Yes, you know that’s not how it’s pronounced.)

Congratulations! Now you can be like all of your friends. Forget that voice in your head that sounds suspiciously like your mother saying, “If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?” Because the answer is, of course…