So, fun fact:

My boss refuses to buy a new refrigerator for the office, so we're using his dorm fridge from college (he's 48) and we have the microwave on top of it because of course we do, so the freezer section at the top is just a solid block of ice because I use to drag it outside to defrost it in the sun, but you know what? If he can drop $10,000 on a skiing trip to Vermont, he can buy a new office refrigerator. But he won't, so the iceberg just sits there in the corner of the waiting room and no one can keep anything frozen because he's a narcissist.