Shouldn’t you be suplexing somebody?

(There’s only one bathroom and it’s off the dining room, so I put a mattress on the floor and called it a bedroom, to be near the bathroom, but when an appraiser came out to look at my house I said, “I use this as my bedroom” and she barked, “IT’S STILL A DINING ROOM TO ME”. I think about that a lot. She was not going to tolerate any shit from me.)