WRITING ONLINE
Sex Really Does Sell
Or at least, it gets the views.
Remember the good old days, when the pinnacle of naughtiness on school grounds was spelling “boobs” on a calculator?
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We’d huddle in the back row of math class and cackle at our 5th grade audacity, convinced we were the first generation — if not the first people on the planet — to figure this out.
We were not.
But alas, that particular thrill is as dead as the yo-yo. Boobs, on the other hand, retain their allure.
Last week, I posted an older piece called Why Can’t Men Stop Staring at Our Boobs? on Substack.
The results were, I suppose, predictable, if I was more cognizant of what’s going on around me and paid more attention to… Well, men.
WCMSSAOB? is my second-highest earning story here on Medium, a fact that I had completely forgotten.
I’m not exactly over here winning the writing wars. I’m just goofing around and hoping one of my lottery scratchers hits big.
