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Scary Stories For Writers
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… and when she woke up, the entire site was GONE! And she hadn’t saved any of her stories in Word and she lost ALL of them!!! Five years’ worth of work. (one writer screams, another passes out)
… the poor writer laid down despondently by the side of the road, too weak to go any further. Ev Williams pulled up, looked out his window, and then drove away because he didn’t want to get mud in his Tesla. The writer DIED, right there by the side of the road. And now, when the moon is full, his ghost appears to passers-by and asks if they’ll buy him a coffee. If you refuse him, you’ll be cursed to use Grammarly for the rest of your life but you won’t agree with any of the suggested changes.
… and when the young couple pulled into her parents’ driveway, they found a HAND attached to a LAPTOP hanging from their rear bumper. It was covered in potato chip grease and tears, so they threw it in a ditch and forgot about it.
… the old crone granted her freedom to write whatever her heart desired, as long as she never, ever read the comments. Being not so young, but still foolish, she read them anyway and developed writer’s block so bad she couldn’t even write a grocery list. Heartbroken, she went back to the old crone who stopped scrolling for a second and said, “I told you…
