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Prince Harry Is Only Making The British Royal Family Stronger
He needed help, and instead he got a book deal.
No, I haven’t read Spare and I’m not going to.
Seriously, who even needs to read it? It’s being dissected line by line on the radio, on television, in podcasts, on social media. Today I heard about the penis cream and I might be permanently damaged.
The more Prince Harry complains, the stronger the Royal Family becomes.
Harry and Meghan struck out on their own with the stated intention of becoming “independent” of the Royal Family. But it’s not like they decided to go out and get normal jobs. Or actually, any jobs other than being themselves and milking their grievances for every dime they can get.
Yes, Harry is listing things like “Chief Impact Officer” on his resume, but who are we kidding? Whatever he’s being paid to make promotional videos for start-ups ain’t enough to buy a house in Montecito (or whatever’s left of Montecito).
What makes money in America is throwing your family under the bus. If we’ve learned anything in the last seven years, it’s that the words “right” and “wrong” have no meaning anymore, and we’ve become a nation that…
