Aug 30, 2021
3 min read
Please Help! I’m Stranded On That Giant Island Of Plastic Floating In The Pacific!
This morning I saved a penguin that was choking on a Diva cup.
By the time you read this, it will probably be too late. But I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put an actual message inside an actual bottle, even if I can’t stand Sting and all that tantric sex stuff. I saw him in…
